“Even when you're caught, your never caught...listen up”
Ok.....Out the back door not really tripping
sorta dipping but sorta slipping cus I been sipping
police blocked me off now they writing a ticket
all cus that can of beer that I was gripping
this is a business they tricking us to get riches
want you to fuck up so they make money in prison
I want you to listen tho cus me I cheat the system
First thing you gotta do ask them for an extension
That's 2 months more for you to just be chillin
Who knows by then you could be swimming in millions
But if your not use that second step
trial by court beat em in there own nest
ah yes, don't stress just a waste of breath
your first appearance you'll stand up for a sec
say honor I must confess I'm not guilty but you got nice breasts... let me work off that debt
Kidding bout the boobs still now they gotta set bail
this is where things start to weigh on a scale
If you've ever missed court or got caught for a sale
Better get that credit card cus they're swiping it for real
But if your clean say you ain't got the money
just promise to appear in a court don't miss it like a dummy
get a couple months more before the next round sonny
I'd keep hustling like crazy especially if you struggling
Time check, 6 months since the ticket
get there on time, dress nice, time to listen
Now odds are in your favor to walk away clean
cus them sending a pig to court for 1 ticket's sorta obscene
at least if you asking me....
your supposed to fight crime not a hippy passing peace
True lion up in these streets it gets crazy when I leave
like someone let out the dogs who been tied up on that leash
Imma pheine turned to a priest, an alien it'd seem
the product of a wet dream from Notorious B.I.G.
And I'll say I was sent from God, like J.C.
With visions to be a legend like Jimi before I leave
Still ain't drinking every night before I sleep
cus I've already seen the disaster that it brings
so I make sure my face don't end up in a sink
spewing out what's consumed faster than my mind thinks
cus everybody's slips kid no perfect alcoholic
99% have problems but they acting like they prophets
they don't ever profit body's probly exhausted
kicking poison out all day until they all see a coffin
Why binge drinking I had to stop it....
Still gettin turnt up but ain't falling down when I'm walking
Had to choose some different options like adjusting wax from chronic
Getting eluhfuckingvated off the holy ghost and tonic

[4 bar break] “Haha it ain't over..... just had to let you grasp some of that real quick. Lessons”

Check it I wouldn't say I'm lucky just that I'm blessed
so much faith in God I think it's stupid to stress
the best outcome is what I always expect
but don't trip knowing it's fate when he gives me less
Still when we're talking court, I gotta confess
My records looking cleaner than a white corvette
Though it really shouldn't be for all the things I've said
Guess this dirty birdy ain't meant for a federal pen
even on my gutter tip police want my benjamin's
for sipping out a red cup filled with toxic medicine
you are no gentleman,
your wife must have gone lesbian or maybe then again
she dumped your ass because you feminine
now that I struck blood here lets add some lemon in
Ah fuck hold up.. I'm starting to go eminem
Looking at myself like eluh's who's in your skeleton
Just the holy ghost showing hell, heaven'll always win